What is my inspiration?

I am BORED to tears right now! I am so unispired! I have nothing that I want to blog about right now! I am sick to death of Facebook! I am sick to death of people complaining about their jobs! How about “you still have a job!’ Wow! If one more of my friends gets laid off I don’t know what I’m going to do! The big three is affecting so many people in all industries, not just the auto industry. Hell, I worked in adverstising and lost my job along with most of my friends at different agencies in  the Metro Detroit area. There are more of us unemployed than employed. I was in the 7th round of layoffs, which lets you know how large the scope was. We went from 400+ employess occupying 4 floors to under 200 employees on 3 floors.

I am thankful that I am a talented artist. Creatives are more in demand right now than anything else. As a photographer, I can set my own hours and pretty much work as much or as little as I want. Most of my friends don’t have that option. They will all be competing for the handful of jobs in Media and Advertising that will eventually become available. Thing is, there will not be as many jobs offered as have been taken away. Everytime I watch the news I worry that the company that I came from will close up shop. I need to go have a drink. I’ll come back if I get inspired.

My Favorite Lyrics – Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler

(Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round
(Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
(Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
(Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes 

(Turn around, bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
(Turn around, bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight and I need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight We’ll be holding on forever
And we’ll only be making it right ’cause we’ll never be wrong
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)
I don’t know what to do and I’m always in the dark
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight, forever’s gonna start tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do… a total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there’s only love in the dark
Nothing I can say… a total eclipse of the heart

(Turn around) bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart
(Turn around) bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you’ll only hold me tight
We’ll be holding on forever
And we’ll only be making it right
Cause we’ll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)
I don’t know what to do and I’m always in the dark
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I’m only falling apart
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
A total eclipse of the heart

Note to Monica “Danger” Leon

Hey Monica! I will probably send you a text message later to reiterate what I am about to say right now. So the reunion show is later today (the taping of it) and you have recently asked whether you should beat up Unique or not. My first response is “Yes, beat her ass! She talked a whole lot of shit!” However, the thoughtful Lenette says “No, Monica. Don’t do it”.

We already know that VH1 is going to milk the hell out of this show and your image as a “crazy ass woman”. You are on an upward trajectory. Don’t spoil it now. I know that it is very tempting to go in whooping ass and taking names later. Please remember what you and your family have already went through because of everything that has transpired. If you have “handlers” that are telling you that actin’ a fool will further your career, take their advice with a grain of salt. They are only trying to ride on your coattails and if you should make a misstepp and are forced out of the spotlight, guess what? They won’t be there for you.

I’m sure it sounds like I am wrambling, and I am. I have a horrendous headache and can barely think clearly enough to put a cute outfit together, let alone write a heartfelt note of encouragment to you. I need to go lay down. Just remember what we spoke about on the phone and your future plans. Don’t get sidetracked and bamboozled into becoming a circus act. You are a very intelligent,  talented and beautiful young woman. The past is just that, the past! You have your whole life ahead of you. Please continue to make smart decisions that will sustain you in the long run.

Lenette aka LucyLovesBetty;-)

My Favorite Lyrics – Big Momma Thang by Lil Kim

You got it goin’ on, wha wha
Uh, wha wha
You got it goin’ on, wha wha
Uh, wha wha
You got it goin’ on, wha wha
Uh, wha wha
You got it goin’ on, wha wha

Verse One: Lil’ Kim

I used to be scared of the dick
Now I throw lips to the shit
Handle it like a real bitch
Heather Hunter, Janet Jack-me
Take it in the butt, yah, yazz wha
I got land in Switzerland, even got sand in the Marylands
Bahamas in the spring, baby, it’s a Big Momma thing
Can’t tell by the diamonds in my rings
That’s how many times I wanna cum, twenty-one
And another one, and another one, and another one
24 carats nigga
That’s when I’m fuckin wit’ the average nigga
Work the shaft, brothers be battin’ me, and oh
Don’tcha like the way I roll
And play wit’ my bushy
Tell me what’s on your mind when your tongues in the pussy
Is it marriage?
Baby carriage?
Shit no, on a dime shit is mine
Got to keep ‘em comin’ all the time

Chorus (Lil’ Cease, Lil’ Kim)

Killas be quiet, my nigga bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk, shit is tired
You wanna be this Queen B, but ya can’t be
That’s why you’re mad at me

Killas be quiet, my nigga bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk, shit is tired
You wanna be this Queen B, but ya can’t be
That’s why you’re mad at me

Verse Two: Jay Z

How B.I.G. and ‘Un’ trust you in the studio with me
Don’t they know I’m tryin’ to sex you continuosly
Pull a high power Coup make, you jump ship
Leave who you wit’, I’m with the Roc-A-Fella crew
Trip you for the cheese, tear your boom up
Spread a ill Boomer, make you flip on Little Ceas
Pushin backwards, get the doe from your platinum hits
Rock Little Kim hats and shit
I gets down and dirty for the doe
I got love and Big know it
He must got the studio bug
Probably, as we speak he’s on his way up the street
With the M.A.F.I.A. thugs and all types of heat
But I ain’t tryin’ to beef, I’m just tryin to eat
Horizontally, the way I hold my iron, sweet
And, no, my niggas, but I like the sound
Lil’ Kim and Jigga, it sound like figures

Chorus

Killas be quiet, my nigga bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk, shit is tired
You wanna be this Queen B, but ya can’t be
That’s why you’re mad at me

Killas be quiet, my nigga bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk, shit is tired
You wanna be this Queen B, but ya can’t be
That’s why you’re mad at me

Verse Three: Lil’ Kim

Before I caught some niggas disease, got caught with his ki’s
Big scooped a young bitch off her knees
Threw me at high priced Beam’s
Face on tv’s, platinum CD’s
Shit, I never faught
Saw a nigga whah, pussy greased up
Stack the g’s up, keeps the knees up
What the fuck, stay fillin, half a millin
Geneva Diva, yeah, I throws it down
Lay around, clown the clock stops for no one
Never 68 and owe 1, takes one to know one
Better off wit the Playboy magazines uh, fuckin’ wit da Don
Push the keys, G’s threes for pape’s
Yeah, I ride crate state to state
Lieutenant takes mad dimes from New York to Anaheim
While you daydreamin’ wine, I’ll just keep gettin mine
And I’m married to this
Ya’ll strategy misses still plannin weddin’s
M.A.F.I.A. also deadens all the bullshit
Any type of threatens to pull shit, uh

Chorus

Killas be quiet, my nigga bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk, shit is tired
You wanna be this Queen B, but ya can’t be
That’s why you’re mad at me

Killas be quiet, my nigga bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk, shit is tired
You wanna be this Queen B, but ya can’t be
That’s why you’re mad at me

Killas be quiet, my nigga bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk, shit is tired
You wanna be this Queen B, but ya can’t be
That’s why you’re mad at me

Killas be quiet, my nigga bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk, shit is tired
You wanna be this Queen B, but ya can’t be
That’s why you’re mad at me

My Favorite Lyrics – Adore by Prince

Baby, yes

Until the end of time
I’ll be there 4 U
U own my heart and mind…I  truly adore U

If God one day struck me blind…Your beauty I’d still see (Your beauty I’d still see)
Love’s 2 weak 2 define
Just what U mean 2 me

From the first moment I saw U…Ooh, I knew U where the 1…That night I had 2 call U…I was rappin’ till the sun came up…Tellin’ U just how fine U look..In a word, U were sex…
All of my cool attitude U took…My body was next…U made love 2 me…Like U where afraid…Was U afraid of me?…Was I the first?
Was I your every fantasy?

That’s why, until the end of time
I’ll be there 4 U
U own my heart and mind
I truly adore U

If God one day struck me blind
Your beauty I’d still see
Love is 2 weak 2 define
Just what U mean 2 me

When we be makin’ love (When we be makin’ love)
I only hear the sounds
Heavenly angels cryin’ up above
Tears of joy pourin’ down on us

They know we need each other
They know U are my fix (I know)
I know, that U know that I ain’t cheatin’ baby
They know this is serious
I ain’t funkin’ just 4 kicks

No, this condition I got is crucial, crucial baby
U could say that I’m a terminal case
U could burn up my clothes (U could burn up my clothes)
Smash up my ride (U could smash up..)

Well maybe not the ride…

But I got 2 have your face all up in the place (Do U think?)
I’d like 2 think that I’m a man of exquisite taste
(I’m a man of exquisite taste)
A hundred percent Italian silk imported Egyptian lace

Nothin’ baby, I said nothin’ baby could compare (Nothin’ could compare)
2 your lovely face (2 your lovely face)
Do U know what I’m sayin’ 2 ya this evening [What you sayin' about]

Tryin’ tryin’ 2 say [I hear what your sayin']
Just tryin’ 2 say
That until, until the end of time
I’ll be there 4 U

Be there 4 U

On my heart, on my mind (Truly adore U)
I truly adore U (Darlin’)
U don’t know what you’re mean 2 me
Baby (Until the end of time)
Baby (I’ll be there 4 U)
Baby (U own my heart and mind)
‘Til the end of time I’ll be there 4 U (I truly adore U)
Adore U (Adore U)

Can I talk 2 U?
Tell U what U mean 2 me
Every time U wander (Until the end of time)
I’ll be your eyes so U can see (I’ll be there 4 U)
I wanna show U things (U own my heart and mind)
That I show no other, I wanna be (I truely adore U)
More than, more than your mother (If God 1 day struck me blind)
More than your brother (Your beauty I’d still see)
I wanna be, like no, like no other (Love is 2 weak 2 define)
If U need me, I’ll never leave (Just what U mean 2 me)
(Until the end of time)
I know, that U know, without U there is no me (I’ll be there 4 U)
(U own my heart and mind)
There is no me (I truely adore U)
Without U there is no sea (If God 1 day struck me blind)
There is no shore
Love is 2 weak 2 define how much I adore (Your beauty I’d still see)
U, child
U, child (Love is 2 weak 2 define)
The last words U hear
The last words U hear (Just what U mean 2 me)

Until (Until the end of time)
I’ll be there for you, baby
(Until the end of time)

Be with me darlin’ til the end of all time (Until the end of time)
I’ll give U my heart
I’ll give U my mind
I’ll give U my body (Until the end of time)
I’ll give U my time (Until the end of time)
(Until the end of time)

4 all time I am with U
U are with me
(Until the end of time)
U are with me
U are with me

My Favorite Lyrics – Settle for My Love by Musiq

Your love means the world to me
Words could not express the joy you bring
Your love moves me tenderly
To have you by my side means everything.. I sing
Your love has the best of me
If I could give you more then that would be…

Settle for my love, settle for my kiss
Settle for my love, that you’ll never miss

So give to me, darling take my hand
Settle for my kiss
Cause it’s all I can give
Settle for my love, that you’ll never miss

Your love means the world to me
Like the ocean wide your love runs deep
Your love.. oh baby.. moves me tenderly
Like the birds outside my window sing

Settle for my love, settle for my kiss
Settle for my love, that you’ll never miss

So give to me, darling take my hand
Settle for my kiss
Cause that’s all I can give, baby
Settle for my love, that you’ll never miss

I can’t bring you precious stars or paradise
And all these things are really on my mind
All that I can give to you is love so true
From the heart… oooh

Your love means the world to me (means the world)
No words, no words, express the joy you bring
Your love has the best of me
If I, if I could only give you everything.. baby

Settle for my love, settle for my kiss
Settle for my love, that you’ll never miss

So give to me,dalring take my hand
Settle for my kiss
Cause that’s all I can give, baby, yeah-yeah…
Settle for my love, that you’ll never miss

Settle for my love.. settle for my love
Settle for my love.. settle for my love

My Favorite Lyrics – Dreams by Fleetwood Mack featuring Stevie Nicks

Now here you go again
You say you want your freedom
Well, who am I to keep you down?
It’s only right that you should
Play the way you feel it

But listen carefully to the sound
Of your loneliness
Like a heartbeat drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering
What you had
And what you lost…
And what you had…
And what you lost

(Oooooh)

Oh, thunder only happens when it’s raining
Players only love you when they’re playing
Say, women…they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you’ll know
You’ll know

Now here I go again, I see, the crystal visions
I keep my visions to myself
It’s only me
Who wants to wrap around your dreams and…
Have you any dreams you’d like to sell?
Dreams of loneliness…
Like a heartbeat drives you mad…
In the stillness of remembering
What you had
And what you lost…
What you had…
Ooh, what you lost

Thunder only happens when it’s raining
Players only love you when they’re playing
Women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you’ll know

Oh, thunder only happens when it’s raining
Players only love you when they’re playing
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you’ll know
You’ll know
You will know
Oh, oh, oh you’ll know

XXX RATED: Spit or swallow? Hmmmm that is the question…

So my writing partner (who just happens to be my best friend) and I were on Facebook the other day and we began to improvise off a silly little question: Spit or swallow? We had so much fun that I decided to post it here along with the comments it garnered along the way. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

 Kim Milling at 1:54pm March 31

Unless you want his babies swimming in you stomach… SPIT!!!!!! LMAO!Lenette Nowalinski-Graham at 1:56pm March 31

In his voice: I want you to be the next Octomom! You have to have my babies in your stomach! Gosh darnnit!!

Kimberly Simmons-Smith at 1:57pm March 31 via Facebook Mobile

LOL!!! U r gonna have the hubby running home today with your status’s…;-)

Kim Milling at 1:58pm March 31

In her voice: But I don’t wants no babies havin’ ta swim in my belly… I don’t even know how ta swim….

Lenette Nowalinski-Graham at 1:59pm March 31

In his voice: Look you dumb cunt… I don’t give a darn if you know how to swim… God, you stupid beavers!

Kim Milling at 2:02pm March 31

In her voice: What about what I wants… You know I gotta have my 40 before I fry up my bo- lon- nee- sam- mach.

Lenette Nowalinski-Graham at 2:04pm March 31

In his voice: FUCK!!! I knew I should not have went down to Mack and Bewick to get some ass! FUCK FUCK FUUUCCKKK!!!!

Kim Milling at 2:05pm March 31

In her voice: But but…you said you like when I sit my big black ass on yo face….

 Kim Milling at 2:09pm March 31

In her voice: How about if I spit it in a glad lock and save it for after I get out of Co Op….

Sara Spigler Pomish at 2:11pm March 31

OMG, you two have me peeing my pants laughing.

Lenette Nowalinski-Graham at 2:12pm March 31

In his voice: Look here, if we’re going to have the next Obama or Halle Berry, you cannot put my babies in a ziplock. They will suffocate! Didn’t you learn anything in 8th grade! Gosh!!

Kim Milling at 2:13pm March 31

In her voice: Ok… but u sho it only takes 4 months if I swallow?

Kim Milling at 2:15pm March 31

In her voice: You say it is the short cut… right????

Lenette Nowalinski-Graham at 2:18pm March 31

In his voice: Look….who has the highest level of education here? Me! Right? Okay then, if I tell you something then you darn well better adhere to it!! Or I won’t be paying on your lay-a-ways anymore! They can just put your shit back on the rack Lunesta!!

Kim Milling at 2:20pm March 31

In her voice: My mama didn’t name me Lunesta Boneefa Jenkins fo nuthin’. I no when I got it good… U treat me reeeelll good. You pay my rent-a-center bill too. I gonna swallow evvvverrrry thang that come my way!!!!!!!!

Lenette Nowalinski-Graham at 2:26pm March 31

In his voice: That a girl! Now you’re thinking with your head! Your good head! Boy do you give good head….Ahem… I mean… I really want you to have my babies in your stomach! Let’s make history! Don’t you want to be on TMZ? I know that’s your favorite show!!

Kim Milling at 2:29pm March 31

In her voice: MmmmmmHmmmm… wait a minute…. I can’t talk wit my mouth full….. Let me swallow first…. “Huhuhuhu”…”Wheeeezzze” … ” Aaaagggg” (Dry Heaving)

Kim Milling at 2:32pm March 31

In her voice: Why yo dick taste like yo boy’s ass?

Lenette Nowalinski-Graham at 2:38pm March 31

In his voice: How do you know what my friend’s ass tastes like. Did you toss his salad Lunesta? That’s really fucked up if you did!

Kim Milling at 2:38pm March 31

In her voice: No…but I gave him something he called a Blumkin??????

Lenette Nowalinski-Graham at 2:40pm March 31

In my voice: This should be a stage production. I don’t think that I would be able to contain myself! LMFAO!!

Kim Milling at 2:40pm March 31

In my voice: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim Milling at 2:42pm March 31

Thanks Lenette… this was fun. LOL!

Lenette Nowalinski-Graham at 2:46pm March 31

Good times!! I love you Kim! You crack me up!

Derf Shockley at 3:57pm March 31 via Facebook Mobile

(Applause!)LMAO!!!! Wow! ya’ll are REALLY talented. And I mean… REALLY talented! oh and funny as H+LL too!

Eric Graham Sr. at 4:10pm March 31 via Facebook Mobile

I want to know when” Madea swollows nut” is cuming to the big screen. Lol you ladies are crazy.

Kim Milling at 4:52pm March 31

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Lenette Nowalinski-Graham at 10:22pm March 31

You know Madea will be the best one to swallow all that nut with her big ass!! LMFAO!!!

 Kim Milling at 7:05am April 1

WTH!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lenette u and me both crazy as Hello!

Robin Andrews-Morgan at 8:18pm April 2

I agree!!!!!! LMAO…………..